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FRED + CHARLIE

It was a rare opportunity that they really spent any time together, just the two of them.

WHAT: Bro time.
WHERE: The Burrow.
WHEN: Tuesday, June 1st; evening.
WARNINGS: None.
STATUS: Complete!
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Hey all you hip cats! I'm here to tell you what I've been up to recently. Life's been an absolute whirlwind! I've just been so busy being a working woman down at Looking-Glass Teas, and also submitting my investigative write-ups to the Gazette - they are very eager to get my insights to which I say...

( I learned how to use moving pictures to convey my thoughts and emotions! )

So! As you can see, there's been so much going on. I've been in the city a lot too, for both business and pleasure - and speaking of pleasure! Picture this: I was wandering about near that quaint little art gallery (grabbing a scone and a latte which was cinnamon dolce, with the dolce sprinkles because of course), just minding my own business like I always do and came upon some live action artistry. Seemed like the owner of that fancy schmancy Corvette was two steps away from 'bam-bam in the ham,' considering the tonsil tennis she was playing with the fellow in the passenger seat! I hope all expensive cars come with the addition of tall and librarious! But be careful next time, I wouldn't want either of you to be arrested for...indecent exposure. Just a note from me, your concerned neighbor!

Now I simply must depart - but I'll leave you with an amaaaaaazing cocktail recipe called Paint Me Like One of Your French Girls:

1.5 oz gin or cognac
1 oz lemon juice
1/2 oz simple syrup
Shaken, double strained into a chilled coupe glass
Finish filling with some fine champagne
Garnish with a lemon peel and enjoy~

Take care of yourselves and each other - and I'll see you later, alligators!

( text messages to tina cohen-chang )

Gonna be gone for a week, bitches. Don't burn shit down without me!

[ FILTERED TO ELEANOR SHELLSTROP ]
Pack your bags, cutie. We're going on a spa week.

( text messages to shiro )

Here's your monthly reminder that Fight Club is next Saturday. Should you wish to signup, you have a few more days and can stop by The Underground to sign your waivers and medical forms.

On the topic of the Underground, we offer day-to-day training there, as well. Everything from basic self-defense to more advanced training techniques tailored to your needs. We're down a few trainers as of late, however, so if you're interested in a job, let me know.

Right now a preference is being made for more female trainers, as I'm the only one and my girlfriend may be a workaholic in her own right but does appreciate when I have the occasional day off.

Does anyone else feel... I don't know... a bit heavy today? Heavier? Sluggish? It's driving me insane. I can't get anything done.