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Y'ALL! It has been a minute, hasn't it? First of all, thank you to everyone who handled taking down that awful person who was terrorizing Vallo! Y'all are major heroes in my book, so make sure you come claim your free mini-pie for a job well done! ♥ Kratos, you get whatever you want for the next week! Even if I heard what you did and I think that might have been just a little bit of an overkill

On that note, the pie menu this month is full of all my summer favorites, but y'all are going to have to put in pre-orders and do pick-up and delivery while we get the final details ready on Bitty's Bakes! (Oh goodness, that's me, y'all! My own pie shop, which I cannot have done without my wonderfully perfect husband who looks just absolutely fantastic swinging around a sledgehammer and wearing a hardhat 😏 and not without the help of all my friends at the Haus who have worked non-stop, even when I was recovering in April! :( )

We're doing a soft opening this month, with the grand opening corresponding to a very friendly bake-off with the Muffin Man bakery in July. I had to promise it was friendly because I would do whatever it takes to crush him in Keep your eyes open, your baking chops ready, and your stomachs prepared to eat a ridiculous amount of pie! :)

Speaking of baking, I noticed a lot of you were struggling to cook when we were in the past! I understand it was not an ideal situation, and even I had to improvise, but if y'all need some assistance learning in the present, you know I'm always happy to help you learn from pies, to brownies, to even souffles! We can break in my new kitchen at the shop and use the megaoven Brigitte built for it! 😘

SUMMER MENU!

WHO: Adora & Catra
WHAT: Final canon update - lesbian love saves their universe, hell yeah PRIDE MONTH
WHERE: Darla
WHEN: This morning
WARNINGS: Schmooooooooooop + near death experiences
STATUS: Complete

( She knew exactly what it was — Etheria’s magic, downloaded from the Heart and straight into her. )

Texts to Stephen

I know there's important things going on right now like we just killed a dragon lady and I can breathe again but:

You have a dating profile?

Texts to Erik

Just checking in

Texts to Hank

Thanks for what you did. I really owe you. Anything you need, I'l be there.

Texts to Wanda

Next time I wanna fight and not be cursed. Also, what do you know about dating apps?

Soooooo is the giant gothic fuck off castle gone or does it have a vacancy? Asking for a me.

[ Filtered to Queer Women Who Could Stab Things if Needed ]

Broadened up the scope of the club; while sword fighting obviously is the best option, if you want to stab with itty bitty knives or axes or just have idk razor nails or mind powers, fine, you're in (SWORD SUPREMACY). I thought we might enjoy a little get together this weekend given the BS that just came our way. You know, chat, drink, practice our stabbing, not talk about it.

Anyone game??

CLINIC STAFF & VOLUNTEERS

Anyone interested in a BBQ one of these days after work? I've got the space at Stonehaven, and grill to cook for large numbers.

Nothing like stumbling upon your childhood home. Stay weird, Vallo.

filtered to lizzie.
I get it if you'd rather live on your own and all that, but if you'd like there's a room here for you.

( TEXTS TO JESSE MCCREE )

I didn't really anything like a summer vacation from school work growing up, but successfully keeping students attention with just over a week of school left should be considered a small miracle.

OUTLANDER SCHOOL TEACHERS.
*please just assume exams will be done at this point?

Would having some sort of last day picnic or BBQ or something be incredibly lame? Is that something most students would enjoy?

TEXTS TO ERIK

--I reckon its time we get serious about looking for somewhere else in the city.

(( ooc: backdated to this morning ))

All right, people. Now that the big bad fairy has been dealt with, I believe we have a party to get back on the table.

Despite Pepper's concerns that we can't re-organize a wedding in two days, I'm betting we can. Stark-Potts wedding is being rescheduled for this Saturday, June 5th. If ANYONE else has plans for world domination or general evilry, please reschedule accordingly because this time it's happening come hell or high water.