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I refuse to accept this! How dare you add this insult to my already rough morning? Whoever did this, I will find you. I WILL FIND YOU.


Am I flammable?

Intel: I observed a really fucking weird phenomenon: a human turned into a puppet after nearly being hit by another human on a bicycle. Going to guess this is magic bullshit, and therefore doesn't fall under my security jurisdiction, but I figured I'd write about it so you're aware the next time you experience a surplus of emotions and find yourself made of felt.

You guys need more meditation. I hear it helps.

I don't know why Vallo keeps forcing me to make these ridiculous posts, but it looks like something from the Blackpointers' past has cropped up here - the puppet spell.

You'll notice some of you have turned into a puppet. Back in the first reality I was kidnapped to, it was a spell created by a local witch of theirs to curb people from using their powers to kill everyone once they came through the portal that brought us there. The vast majority of their population were regular humans and couldn't handle superpowered people, otherwise.

Any time someone wished to harm someone physically, they'd turn into a puppet until they calmed down. It prevented some bloodshed and provided a lot of laughs cause it was hilarious, when it wasn't happening to you. It let us still spar with each other and let us defend ourselves if something was attacking us because it was always about the intent, but yeah. Guess the whole point of this post is to say if you don't want to spend your time as a puppet or toy (cause people turned into Barbies too), try not to get pissed off to the point of punching? You should be able to defend yourselves and spar though, so Defense teams, you should all be good. And the locals always seemed to ignore us when we were like this? So you should also be good for not being picked up by a random kid and taken home to be added to their collection.

I also don't know if Vallo put its own spin on this, so the rules for this bout of insanity might be different from what I know. Take all of this ridiculousness with a grain of salt and be wary of everything. Paranoia is your friend.

Also, Tina, Thalia, and I are hosting a luau over at Tina's place this Wednesday just cause that's how we always solved our problems back in Blackpoint. Show up in the afternoon, BYOB, casual, these things usually go late. [Address]

EDIT: Looks like getting very, very angry is triggering it too. So it's a new ball game, sorry guys.

WHO: Richie & Enola
WHAT: URANUS FUMES (and smoke and fire), caused by Enola's mad science experiments; a first grounding ensues
WHERE: The Penthouse
WHEN: Today
WARNINGS: Just like, fire
STATUS: Complete

( Was this what parenthood was truly like? Wanting to throw your child to the wolves, but they were just so perfect and amazing and you loved them too much to actually go through with it? Because Richie was about there.  )

[during this]

>> Help
>> I know it's considered tacky to send dick pics unsolicited
>> But right now I'm soliciting you for some

It's almost bonfire time and I need your help if you're still open? Sorry it took me so long to reach out I've actually like...had something of a social life this month.

ANYWAYS. I thought it would be cool if we decorated around the bonfire with fire glass. Not as dangerous, but still pretty--if your magic could I don't know, levitate it around? Or is that too much fire?

Also um. What the hell do you get your father and step mom as a wedding gift?

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Anyone around that wants to try to make me angry so I can be a puppet?


For science.

Unless anyone's seen any evidence of other extreme emotions triggering the transformation.