Well, I've seen the moving announcement about three times now, and I think I've got the grasp of maybe--- we'll go with ten percent
of all this, but there's no point in waiting around for any of it to make sense, so I'll just introduce myself and have at it that way: My name is Max Trevelyan; I'm decent at magic and reek at cards. I've recently concluded a position with a peacekeeping organization. I'm trying
to be optimistic about all this - so often when I'm whisked away to an alternate dimension, I have to fight against terrifying potential futures, demons (both actual and metaphorical), and all sorts of assorted horrors, but this - this is almost welcoming
. I'm charmed. And suspicious. Charmed and suspicious in equal measure. Sorry. Comes with the calling.
Anyhow, if you see a confused-looking person without a left arm wandering about with his mouth hanging open, cut him some slack, all right? He'll be so blisteringly awesome in a few days once he's got his bearings. Seriously. A total fox.
They said I had friends from Thedas here?