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Um. Did anyone happen to misplace a rather massive shitton of gold in my room? Not that I'm going to be complaining if this is very much a finders keepers situation, but shit. I haven't seen this much money in one place since I was actually running books for the Merchant's Guild.

I find myself without any tobacco at this juncture and I was wondering if anyone else was experiencing the same displeasure.

Whoever took my fucking cigs, you are neither funny or clever.

I'm very confused. If this is the afterlife, which I still don't bloody believe is even a thing, who thought that welcome video was a good idea? Am I in hell?

[FILTERED TO PORTHOS]

Have you seen?

This isn't my first time popping over into an alternative universe. Not even my second. You can say I'm pretty old hat when it comes to this.

What's disconcerting is how the whole lot of you are popping over like... what ever it is that pops back and forth in a way it's not supposed to. Universes are supposed to stay separated for a reason.

Either that, or something else is going on, which is just as equally disconcerting.

My sincerest compliments to the orientation video! Informative, delightful, and a musical spectacular, what's not to love? I was willing to blame a Plane Shift spell gone entirely wrong but now I get to save face, which, all the better!

Now, although I am currently in search of the intrepid band of adventurers known as Vox Machina, I'm very open to other sorts of adventurers. Dauntless? Daring? Fortitudinous? Stouthearted? I would take plucky as well, just for variety.