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Well...this is deeply unfortunate.

Hey, guys. I know I said this last night I think it's fuzzy, but I really appreciate everything you've done to help me with the haunting shit. It was a huge risk for all of you just to be there, and it means a lot to me that you were. I don't know how to thank you for that, but I'm gonna try after I lay in bed for another couple hours doing absolutely nothing.

You're the best. 💜 I have hugs I wanna deliver later, but if you'd prefer high fives, that's cool, too. I hope you're all okay.

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[Recording cuts in partway through a word, with a muffled, distant quality that suggests the speaker is conversing with someone else rather than talking into the phone]

-ush the button and it, what, sends what I'm saying to... anyone with one of these boxes? So it's, like, magic or-

What? Shit. Okay. Okay, okay. Fuck

[Voice gets louder, as if speaking directly into the device]

Heeeeey. Nice place you have... here. Uh. Yeah. Cool. This is weird.

[Muffled quality returns]

Hey is there a word limit on this thing? No? Then how do I sto-

[Recording ends abruptly]

Ugh But how am I meant to go to

Hi. My name is Cleo. I just got here and I'm trying to get used to everything. I'm just glad there's beaches because Would someone mind showing me the way to the beach? I need some alone time, but I don't want to get lost. I'll be fine getting back, so no reason to stay.

I'm officially bored to death. That's a thing isn't it, actually dying of boredom? I'm s bored I'm actually ahead on homework.

So the goblins tried to ROB the diner. Do you know what a goblin hold up looks like? Stupid, it looks STUPID.

I take back every. nice. thing. I said about them. Panorama is out of potatoes and the Roadkill Burger for the rest of the day.

Oh! Hello! Neat, I was needing a phone upgrade anyway. I dropped my last one and the screen was all cracked and that's like the FIFTH this YEAR alone. Does this come with an insurance plan? What's the data limit?

So! I’m Nadia 🐝! I've gone all sorts of weird places before~ I'm from a world designated as 616 and I know the coooooordinates, but I can't get back through. Or get Lang to pick up any of my signals and probably less because he's worthle- well, I doubt it's his fault this time. Which means I’m missing my driver's test tomorrow. Damn damn damn. Or should I say darn? Is this a family friendly thing?

So whoever can tell me where the best donuts in town are is my new best friend. Well not really, I wouldn't make it some weird competition like that. But interdimensional travel always makes a girl hungry.