I have to admit, this isn't remotely what I had in mind when I thought about the idea of an afterlife.
Honestly, I never thought much of anything about it. But it didn't include magic forests and smartphones.
I'm just glad someone saw fit to put me back in my regular clothes before bringing me here. I was not looking forward to having to search for pants.
edited to add: Also, who knows a good place to get a milkshake?