So how about that giant magic dog kicking ass, huh? If Godzilla shows up, I want a showdown.
Anyway, uh fuck. Idk how to sell this shit and my publicist quit cause I don't like people telling me what to do, so this is what you get. My children's book will be on sale tomorrow. The Children's Nook gets first crack at it for two weeks and then it'll get released across the city so buy one from Caleb. It's called Long Live the King. It's about a bunch of misfit animals trying to save their dorky capybara friend.
[ooc: art is lovingly borrowed from here. ALSO any bolded strikeouts in this post are visible thanks to the netfail.]
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They're not here. We'd fucking know if they were here.