>> It was the weirdest thing. >> I went to bite it and then it bit me instead? >> And then it grew like, 50 feet tall and stated attacking the park >> It was weird >> But don't worry! Tommy and I took it out. >> It was a whole like Star Wars thing, with the AT-AT and then there we hit it with the fire hydrant and it was all like "oh nooo I'm meellttiinnngg" >> Except it didn't speak because it was a sandwich.
>> Uh, sorry. Anyway, you don't have to worry about sentient spaghetti unless you're eating spaghetti and it comes to life too (maybe that's a thing now? Like Revenge of the Lunch or something) >> But I can come back after lunch if you need me!