Look, you're probably bored and scrolling on your uh, little scrolly thing, looking at cats (which is cool) and funny videos (which is also cool). I have a great idea, though. You should hop up and run down to the theatre tonight. Or tomorrow night. Or the next few nights.
Why? Because you can come see me star in Moulin Rogue. (I don't know what a Moulin is, no one can tell me, but I do know what a Rogue is)