Pynch
Do you seriously think he values your friendship less than some dumb trust fund? I mean, seriously. Do you really believe he likes swiping a debit card more than he loves working out solutions with you? His anxious ass is probably going to agonize over goddamn dollar he spends so he doesn't lose your respect or upset Sargent and you won't even tell him that you're just worried he'll choose the money over you and your spreadsheets.