OH SMALL DIAMOND CUPCAKE do you know that NANDOR BURNED DOWN my entire village and that is why it is not even mentioned in the history books??? And do you know what I did?
I tried to murder him. BUT I did not succeed and this is not the first time and knowing Nandor, it will NOT be the last time.
In fact I tried to murder him last night but that is neither here nor there.
APOLOGIZE and mean it because otherwise the bullshit is strong.