Okay, well, I would officially like to submit my application to the Almost Got Knifed By My Parent Club. And not by Croki, who, in case anyone is concerned, still loves me the best even in the wrong time. Also if anyone had bets on the question of "how fast will the hair come up", the answer is...after the attempted stabbing.
Mobidad did appreciate the presentation though, knew it, nailed it.
I'm getting my parents a congratulatory cookie cake, I've decided. If anyone wants in maybe we can go for a bulk discount.