David Rose is very uninterested in that opinion. (eatglass) wrote in valloic,
What is fake gator meat even made of? Is it like how they use lump crab meat and call it lobster sometimes, or is vegan, or...? You know what, I'm going to assume you don't know.
I don't want to eat any seafood you would trust, no offense, but I want to come anyway. I need to meet DJ Flippers, I still cannot picture this magic penguin.