Man, I don't like admitting to Richie's good traits though. He always somehow turns a compliment into a dick joke.
I think I would be the absolute worst thing to happen to any school that would hire me. There are a lot of reasons my wife and I never even talked about kids and the idea of me in a mentor position with any child is one of those reasons. The DOA, though, not the worst idea. At least the paperwork would be kind of interesting.