Scout's promise I'm not gonna do lines of coke in the bathroom. Half bathroom. Powder room. We can even get a fancy schmancy sign that says '~please do not do cocaine in our bathroom~' if it'd make you feel better about the whole situation.
He's not actually a kid. I mean, he looks like a kid and I don't actually know where the law stands on him being able to drink but he's pushing sixty. Maybe seventy? His old man consciousness got yoinked back in time.