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I shall have to inform Sleipnir and Firehooves that they have a new chew toy.
That... probably makes the most sense, actually. My hair's certainly shorter than it used to be, which isn't really an issue. Definitely odd, though.
What if you wanted to go back You could have been somebody who wore socks with sandals. Apparently that's a fashion crisis of the highest degree, according to the many websites I've spent hours boredly scrolling.