Eat some bread. It'll help. I got a vodka tonic ready for you when you're done soaking. If you want to use my tub, go for it, I scrubbed it down last night and I have some new oils you can soak in that are suppose to help you relax.
And if you're still feeling like shit, just get down here to the backyard, I can cuddle you so long as you say nothing about what's going down in your pants right now.