Not exactly a traditional date, but in my second semester of college, I was walking a girl to her dorms after we were at the library studying all night. I guess we startled this drunk frat guy who was - urinating at the top of this short hill near the frats. He was startled, turned, started peeing on my leg. I tried to dodge his stream and slid in the puddle he made on the grass, down the hill, on my ass. And because we were holding hands I dragged her down with me.