BROS. It's not every day that my hot ass genius of a partner becomes a hot ass genius of a partner who also happens to have graduated from law school. Let me tell you a story, B. Shitty Knight, Esq. is the best human being in the world, the first to stand up for people but also to stand back and let people shine. He makes the best tub juice, is a fantastic beer pong competitor, shows up at 4 AM to bedazzle the fuck out of a jockstrap when you're having a breakdown, rocks a stache like no one else, and overall I'm just so fucking proud of him.
So in honor of all of that, the Haus proudly presents:
You've Been Served: Case Closed-It's a Kegger-Shitty Graduated-Lawyer Up-See You Later Litigator-This Lawyer is Appealing Haus Party!
Come for the baked goods, the law pun shots, the beer pong, the tub juice, stay for all of that too! On the 18th at the Haus, the party don't stop 'til we drop. Even if you've never been to a Haus party, who cares, stop by! We're going to have a blast.
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I created folders with your Haus party tasks, you guys are amazing, we're going to party it up. Plus, we're doing a bar crawl, LMK when you all are free/if this is a pre-game or post-game situation.