My boyfriend has been transformed into a bird. No spell of mine does anything to correct this.
When you heroic lot gather to take down that Party City knockoff beldam, I'm accompanying you. I realize I'm not on a defense team, and I'm still relatively new here, but I can fight, and fight rather well, and some people just need to get their throats ripped out after certain transgressions.
I don't want to have to put newspaper on the floor in case he has an accident. You understand. That's just not living.