Okay, everyone, Canada's Sweetheart Jack Bittle-Zimmermann is planning a party for our fave Bitty and I'm doing the cake (technically I'm not making the cake, only decorating it, because I would never put that pressure on myself in a hundred billion years). It's a giant Bitty face made of cupcakes, I've been watching like, a fuck ton of Food Network and I plotted this out and I feel good about it.
So here's what I need:
1. People to go pick up cupcakes at various locations because I'm getting different flavors of cake, obvs 2. People to pick up frostings. Like. A fuck ton of frosting. 3. Murderbrones to help me see from above. 4. Shoulder massages, preferably from a mustachioed lawyer 5. Big ass tables.
6. A way to transport the cake creation. I will take any and all suggestions, if I have to live at Faber for the next few days I will.