Alright, what are some of your hidden talents? I need a new hobby. In exchange I can show you mine, but caution, they are fairly specific.
--walking through hallways in a gown ten times your hip size (I made it look good, of course) --wearing ridiculously high head-pieces and not knocking anyone's head off (see above) --the best ways to hide your weapons (hint: giant dresses and tall hats, also I have neither gowns nor hats so you must use your imagination) --Tranavian politics (very complicated, but there is plenty of murder) --battle strategies (see above) --playing Thieves and making Thurvishar's left eye twitch (not sorry) --making ancestors roll over in their graves from shame (see above) --doling out straightforward, right to the point advice (whether or not someone needs it, with a dash of humor and plenty of wine)