LUCI + JOHN.
Unintended, I assure you, but perhaps worthy of forming a drinking club over where we drink and never talk about it. I'd recommend you a good therapist for that but she's still back in LA. I'll take his credit however. May the best Lucifer win.
I tried to keep one as a pet but it was very much not set on being taken alive. Much like the unicorn that randomly appeared in Hell after I had to return.