So, here's what we learned in the past 24 hours: When you get a sword that supposedly gives quests:
1. It really does and 2. It's a troll.
Believing #2 is the only way to make sense of why it would send us out drinking first before and then careening around in the sky after a terrorizing flying creature. Needless to say, I'd like to thank our friends over at the clinic for patching us up.
I also learned of the existence of a very tall wall that hurts really bad when you crash into it.
And Bucky probably also learned to never question why I tend to have the wings with me all the time. Please chuck that sword back in the lake.