1. I've got many favorites, but one I reach for time and time again is "Morena's Pitcher". It was written by a witch in the 1970s and is about a house that grows on the inside, adding rooms to reflect the protagonist's mental state. It's a little spooky but more preoccupied with emotion repression rather than scares. 2. I'm quite fond of Eton mess. It's fresh strawberries, cream, and meringue. 3. I'm fine with them, provided that they meet the same standards I have for humans: that they don't hurt others. 4. I can be a gopher. 5. Dry, I'm told. I can be a bit of a snob about things but largely I don't care. Someone needs to be the straight man, humor-wise. 6. I'm quite fond of them. 7. I am, with a little bit of prior warning. I'm not sure yet what my boyfriend's schedule will be, so I don't really have any requirements, time-wise.