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Tweak says, "FLAVOR!!!"

Mabel Pines (lady_mableton) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2019-10-12 19:26:00

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dipper pines, gwen stacy (ghost spider), mabel pines, maren elizabeth (six), paine

So I thought Mason and I mighta been able to avoid this whackadoodle dream thing but apparently not.

Last night I dreamed that I was twelve - nearly thirteen, which is super important - again and summer vacation had started and my brother and I were being sent off to some tiny town in Oregon to visit a long lost, kind of stinky, definitely grumpy Great Uncle that we totally didn't know that we had.

I got a boyfriend in the dreams, too. Which, uh, okay. Was a bit weird because I don't remember being that boy mad at twelve but whatever. Except he was actually just eight gnomes who tried to propose to me and then they kidnapped me to make me their queen and we had to defeat them with a leaf blower.

Before anyone asks, no I didn't have cheese before bed and I definitely haven't been drinking and my candy consumption was worryingly low for yesterday...

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	demisword 2019-10-12 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Does cheese really have that kind of effect? But those are some ambitious gnomes, good balance technique it sounds like. (Reply to this) (Thread)

lady_mableton
2019-10-12 06:42 pm UTC (link)

I don't think so? I mean I had some messed up dreams after I ate fondue super late at a party once but that might also have been because there were other ingredients in the food and not strictly related to the cheesiness of it all. Which, I mean, I'm kinda glad? Cheese is amaaaziiing.

I mean they were pretty effective. They were human clothes and everything. Their leader's called Jeff. He sits naked in bathtubs with squirrels. I'm pretty sure that's a violation of... something.

When we tried to escape they turned into a huge gnome monster like some kind of power rangers esque zord thing and chased us back to the cabin.

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	demisword 2019-10-12 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure I have the same affinity for cheese. A violation of squirrels probably, do they agree to that naked gnome? Are you sure he's not a troll? That sounds like the kind of things troll would do. ....so they merged? Or like they all linked together? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

lady_mableton
2019-10-12 07:26 pm UTC (link)

Not everyone does. But I do love me some cheese. Like Monterey Jack from Chip 'n' Dale.

I mean he might as well have yelled GNOMES ASSEMBLE and honestly we were too busy trying to get away from the sudden death gnome giant but they sorta all rolled together and then formed one giant monster gnome, but when we aimed the leaf blower at them they fell individually, so maybe like a giant walking giant-gnome shaped gnome pyramid?

wow I've typed gnome so many times it doesn't even look like a word anymore. gnome gnome gnooommmeeee

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	demisword 2019-10-12 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	I never watched that, but I'm going to assume he was mad for cheese. That reference I get. Sounds like they maybe just hooked together, like barrel monkeys or something. I never really thought about garden gnomes wanting a queen though, like how would that work, you'd be giant compared to them surely? It is a weird word. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_mableton 2019-10-12 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	<-- this dude. I mean, I don't love it as much as this dude but I'm not sure anyone can. I mean, I was twelve and they came up to my knees, I think? I mean, they looked like garden gnomes but they lived in a wood. I mean I feel like this whole town is weird. Not OC but the town in my dreams. It is! The weirdest. Or one of the weirdest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demisword 2019-10-13 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose he is a mouse. A big one, but still a mouse. Wood garden gnomes? Maybe they escaped from a garden and formed their own civilisation in the woods. That'd make some sense. In some round about way. What's the town called? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_mableton 2019-10-14 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	You gotta watch Rescue Rangers. It's a great show. I think maybe? I don't know, I guess I'll know more once I've dreamed a bit more? Gravity Falls, in Oregon. I googled it, I can't find it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demisword 2019-10-15 11:02 am UTC (link)
	I'll try to find it on a streaming channel. Might be a good way to spend a Sunday. Guess you will. At least it's something interesting? Strange. It must just be a place that exists in your dreams? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_mableton 2019-10-19 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	There's not many better ways to spend a Sunday. True, at least I'm not dreaming about accountancy or anything. I guess so, Gravity Falls doesn't appear on any maps but then 12 year old me isn't great at map reading. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demisword 2019-10-24 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Then it'll just need to be my next Sunday plan. That would be enough to put you back to sleep. Hopefully the more you dream, more will be revealed. Mysteries are probably harder to deal with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_mableton 2019-10-25 08:41 am UTC (link)
	It should be! Oh, I hope so, I'm really invested in Mabel and Dipper's Adventures in Gravity Falls, and I've only had one dream. My brother hasn't started yet, so he better start soon at the moment he thinks I'm ridiculous. Which, I am, but that's not the point. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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