OMFG! Anakin might do ~something~ *pearl clutch* (darkforcerising) wrote in valarnet, @ 2019-08-20 18:41:00 |
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Entry tags: | anakin skywalker, liz ortecho, nathan farrier, padme amidala, peter quill (star-lord), stiles stilinski, yondu udonta |
Today, a man from a generation twice removed from me tried talking to me when I had my headphones on. And then, became upset when I asked him to repeat what he'd said because: I HAD HEADPHONES ON.
It's true having the Force means I could technically understand him if I put in the effort. But why do Boomers not get the concept of headphones?
And I have other questions.
Why do boomers put bumperstickers for every candidate ever on their car?
Why do boomers think Applebee's is fancy?
Why do boomers have to take the phone from you when you go to show them something?
Why do boomers hate science when it comes to the environment but love it when it applies to Viagra?
Why do boomers have living rooms you can't sit in?
Why do boomers hate the fact that "us young people" don't want china as a present? We're never going to use china. Ever.
Why do boomers hate internet coupons? Why do boomers then want to argue with the cashier that if it was paper they'd have it and therefore you should give them the discount?
Why do boomers love Yelp so much?
Why do boomers still think that paper applications for jobs still exist?