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Are all Lyft drivers so...pushy? I took a break during the photoshoot to get some air and this woman pulled up and asked if I'd requested a Lyft. I told her I hadn't and she started to argue with me about whether or not I was sure that I hadn't. Because someone from the address we were at had. Assuming we were three buildings down anyway. Which she then tried to argue with me about - despite the fact that the address was right behind me, with a light shining on it for anyone to see.

I thought my real-life parents had been a little lax in keeping an eye on me. In my dreams, literally no one is noticing a nine-year-old running around with a camera in a city riddled with poorly dressed, pun-loving bad guys.

I didn't know being a princess was contagious is possibly the dumbest but most hilarious thing I've ever heard.

In my dreams I have a real issue with princesses - but I'm pretty sure I'm also the antagonist so that kind of makes sense - and have just sort of... turned into one? The trees are also all purple here, which is definitely not the weirdest thing I've seen in the dreams but stuck out to me at the time.

No dream this time but I woke up to a rather voluminous collection of poetry beside my bed. And all over my bed.

This 'Dandelion' was pretty prolific.

Really happy that the Addams Family films are on Netflix. I know what I'm doing this evening :D

...It's going to be a long night. New partner is basically a bull in a china shop, somehow all the files that were on my desk are now being put back together because he knocked over the stack of them. Send sanity, or coffee. Both one in the same at this point.