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I'm pretty sure a nice, long vacation where the most stressful thing I had to deal with for three weeks was which beautiful beach babe I should chat up was exactly what the doctor ordered. I haven't felt this good in ages.

But I missed work, so I guess it's good to be back. Even if the damn cat decided that clawing up my fucking arm was the best way to say she missed me.

Get back from saving the multiverse to find my job got attacked by the Lizard.

Considering the Lizard was Peter and Peter is dead, it's got to be someone else. This is literally the last thing I need a reminder of

So I go chasing this lizard only to find there's a whole freaking colony of mutated super-lizards and while I'm trying to subdue them freaking Captain America knocks me out.

Because apparently people think I'm a terrorist now?

She let me go after, you know, more lizard attacks, but I have a feeling this S.I.L.K organization is gonna be a thing.

So soon I get the awkward task of telling my ex girlfriend that I'm not a vampire anymore. It shouldn't be awkward, but I mean, how many people become vampires then become human again? Ya know?

It’s with a heavy heart that I must inform you all of the passing of Peep and Peep. I went downstairs today to get my guitar and they were laying on the floor of their Peeptat. There will be no funeral services for them.

The last thing I needed right now was some dream regarding my family.

Even if it is some space trek with ... spiders and capes. I don't even know.

I think I need to reassess my diet and exercise regime, I don't need to dream in technicolour people thanks.