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It's weird to have a dream-weapon appear in my room.

But I must admit that it's nice to not have another scar show up.

Luckily, I am the only one who can activate it. Oh yeah, it's a pipe-staff...when activated is six feet long, glows red and has rotating blades on the end. Feels familiar when I hold it.

I'm sensing the strangest disturbance in the Force...

Are you fucking kidding me
Why do I even do this job when assholes just do this

Bloody hell, today is a day that makes me question why I even bother to do my bloody job. I'm starting to think my Dream world is more appealing than some aspects of this one.