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In retrospect, I'd take living peeps over a giant dragon any day.

Easter Bunny picture = fail. Mare was not having it--and in truth--those bunny outfits are creepy. But she sees a dragon and claps her hands--only my kid.

The house got pretty rattled by all the dragon and earthquakes and there's some bad cracks in the foundation. I don't think it's safe to stay in right now, so I've checked into a hotel until it can be repaired.

[A video of the kids wishing them Happy Easter and showing off their baskets.]

>> They will be on their way home tomorrow.

So last year for Easter I had to blow up my bar, it was that filled with live peeps. They'd just overrun the entire place, it was actually kind of terrifying.

This year? We get a dragon. I'm not really sure which one I'd have preferred at this point. At least the dragon didn't ruin my bar, but I guess it ruined half of everywhere else, so.