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video of Jaune being bowled over by a small black and white corgi while Weiss mocks him in the background

I just got to ask - how many dreams am I going to have in that back room of Pandemonium? The one in New York, not Alec and Magnus’ club here, I mean. This one picked up right where the last one left off: with that girl stopping me from killing the demon we’d found, and I guess she’s kind of pretty in a way. Not exactly my type anymore, but still kind of pretty. She’s definitely not afraid of us, which I kind of have to respect even if it is a little annoying. I end up getting into an argument with her because she refuses to leave when I tell her to so that we can get on with our jobs. I don’t get why she cares if we kill some demon kid that she doesn’t even know. I mean it’s not like he’s a person. You can’t go around killing people, but demons like this guy who I'm pretty sure was at the club looking for people to kill? They aren’t people.

[Damian Wayne]
So boss - heads up, I’m going to be out of the area for competitions some weekends starting in March. Do you want me to reschedule classes or try and find somebody to cover?

I can’t believe she actually Why am I so surprised that Petunia - I guess congratulations are in order for my sister. She got married on the 30th of last month. Bit weird having a mid week wedding like that I know but she always did like making herself the center of attention.

[James]
I went a bit overboard cooking so if you want to come over and get some cookies or rolls or something you can. They’re fresh.

[Anakin]j
Is Majy allowed things like carrot nut loaf?

Fucking Eve and her fucking friend Miranda in my Dreams. I told my roommates I didn’t want some damn seance going on in the house, but they went ahead with it and Miranda described in even more detail how I was killed. I guess I should count myself lucky that she didn’t come right out and tell everyone that it was me who’d died. Just that it was someone in the house who wasn’t at rest. No shit I’m not at rest. I got murdered by a vampire, my soul trapped in my house and having to relive my death every day.

I’m so tempted to just stop sleeping. I mean - I’m already a ghost, so what’s the worst thing that can happen?

Alright this is weird but my boyfriend’s dad, who’s also my cousin because my uncle will screw anything with a pulse is his dad, which makes holidays a lot more interesting now that we know, just showed up in my Dreams. And he’s THE Apollo - the Greek sun god from mythology - and yeah he’s got a chariot that he drives across the sky each day to make the sun move. Which was a car when he first showed up but when he realized how many people Artemis was asking him to transport to Camp Half-Blood, he turned it into a bus and if I never have to see that thing again I’ll be happy.

[Private message to Bo]

So...that offer to help me out with learning to tell when people are actually seriously flirting with me and when they’re not - still good? I’ve got a class with someone who I’m not sure whether they are or not and I’ve had some pretty bad run-ins with them and their boyfriend before this over her flirting with me. Because clearly I’m going to turn straight for her if she keeps it up in one of their minds.

Fuck me sideways

What the actual fuck is going on with me in my fucking dreams? Because waking up a goddamn werewolf wasn't enough. No no, I have a psycho ex-girlfriend trying to kill me because I'm a werewolf and get this, this psycho is a hunter. Yeah, it all makes sense now... Oh no and then she shos at me with a bullet that is literally killing me from my bloodstream. If it wasn't for Stiles and Scott, I would have fucking died.

No, it gets better I decided to try and deal with the hunters on my own. Because that was a smart move. I managed to deal with two but Kate was smart, she trapped me and asked about the Alpha, which I had no idea who he was. Then the bitch tries to kill me! Luckily it didn't go as plan.

But I did learn something interesting, when asked about my sister Laura, she says she didn't kill her and I replied with wouldn't be the first time... That didn't sit too well with me.. None of these damn dreams do.