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July 1st, 2015


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In the Dreams last night, Setsuna came back from Heaven all depressed. He wouldn't talk about it, but I figure his little girlfriend dumped him or something when he went up to rescue her. Leave it to Setsu to get all bent out of shape the over some flatchested little girlie. Oh, and I guess he got a bunch of people killed, but whatever. Either way, kid needs to learn how to let shit go. Being the good friends we are, Kira and I busted down his door and in order to cheer him up, threw him in a fountain.

And then the fucking turdmonkey pulled me in after him. He didn't pull in Kira, the fucking bastard.

Anywhatzit, I woke up fucking drenched this morning. These dreams can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.

Next up on The Mighty Katou's Epic Afterlife Adventure: Me, Kira and Setsuna are going up to Heaven to rescue some peeps and fuck up some Heavenly Army Ass. Whoda thought someone like me would go to Heaven someday. .... Then again, given some of the angels I've met, you ain't gotta be no fucking saint to be there.

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My sister and I were wondering if there are any gatherings for July 4th which we could go to. We have never experienced the celebrations before and would like to.

Anybody have any suggestions?

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Less than two months until I get married now. It's all going well so far, everything is booked and I'm feeling rather calm about it all.

I am sure that will change but for now I'm going to enjoy it.

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Ugggggh, it's so hot. I'm just laying in the middle of my living room with Tippy-Toe, eating Otter Pops in my undies with three fans right on me. I'm debating putting a Super Soaker in the freezer to spray at myself when it gets super cold.

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Anybody ever been so distracted at work you kinda planted a hundred annuals in the wrong spot?


Yep. You're lookin' at the guy who just spent two hours doin' just that.

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All right folks, I know everyone's getting excited about the Fourth coming up and all, but let's keep in mind that there are military veterans who get a bit skittish around things that go boom.

Now most of the big fireworks are illegal right now because of the droughts, but I think cherry bombs and that sort of thing are still being sold, and those can make a bit of noise too. If you know any vets in your neighbourhood, consider not exploding things and just lighting some sparklers instead.

Or if you absolutely must make a racket, at least go warn them first so they know what's coming and can get themselves situated first.

To my fellow vets, www.militarywithptsd.org is a good resource for people who are struggling. I'm also available to anyone who wants to come have coffee and talk.

Thank you to my brothers and sisters in arms for their service, your country appreciates you.

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I'm going to be straight up and say I might have gotten a bit teary-eyed by the end of this article. And I am definitely going to be getting this book.

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In my dreams not only do I help this loser guy bang every hot chick in his town (who all know each other), but I also help him score with an alien, my boss who is Venus - yes, that Venus - and me.

Yes, me.

I am so done with you, weirdass stupid dreams.

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[info]kadan
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Bashing your horns into a doorway feels about as good as you'd think.

I also need a new damn door.

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I've been dreaming a lot lately but is it weird that my dream-boyfriend keeps getting beat up by the same guy? I really don't know what's going on between them but seriously, my boyfriend is such a sweet guy...why would anyone want to punch him?

Although, I have to admit that it's weird that I am dreaming about being with another guy when I'm in such a great relationship with someone here. I wake up feeling somewhat guilty...does anyone else ever feel like this?