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This morning a demon landed on my car. I don't even need to ask if that's 'normal' around here, because I'm pretty sure it is.

Anyone know of a good auto repair place? That's probably been asked before too, but I may as well open up those channels of communication again given recent events.

I have always had nightmares. Terrors in the night that leave my heart racing.

But this was something new and different.



Leliana

Have you had any luck finding them?

Truly this place is neverending in it's interesting things. Honestly, how does anyone get anything done around here?

Oh, so we've got demons here now?

Which one of you decided to do the Charlie Charlie Challenge and opened up a gate to hell? Because that's the only explanation I'm going with for this.

I'm beginning to think the constant turning of the earth is just a bit of an annoyance, has anyone ever asked it to slow down? It's a bit difficult to keep track of it while also not getting dizzy, even with this rather big brain of mine.

Wait... that was a bit egotistical of me wasn't it? Apologies, my brain is actually no more larger than an average human's, it just holds a vast amount of knowledge.

This whole... situation, whatever anyone's calling it, has got to stop. That's the third shipment of Whiskey that's been turned over in the past week. I ain't paying for it, but you ever tell a biker to cool down on the refills because you don't have enough stock? Mighty terrifying.

Take a guess on who got engaged while fighting a nightclub full of demons and vampires.

Third time's a charm. So is literal hell walking on Earth. I know a new brand of romance now - the possible Apocalypse.

There were two cats in our backyard yelling at each other and all Aslan did was sit in the kitchen window and watch them. He didn't try to scare them away or get angry that there were other cats in his territory or anything. He simply sat there and watched till they left then he left the window and went in the other room. If I didn't know it before, I would think our cat is lazy.

In other news, I'm glad we got a car a few months back, because I'm sure I would have gotten some strange looks recently if I'd brought my sword on the bus with me.

I had hoped that I'd come back from the wedding and this whole vampire and demons thing would be taken care of. I guess that was too much to hope for.