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It would seem my efforts at vaguely offering an introduction are thwarted by an overhanging and impending sense of doom. I am afraid I do not quite understand why, but extend my curiosities in the hopes of being afforded clarification. This is proving to be an interesting place already, indeed, of which I held little doubt it would.

Greetings and salutations all, I am Vision. You may poke fun at my name as you like, but I assure you: I have already heard them all.

Thank you to whatever coworker rearranged things on my desk.

You're hilarious. Really. No one has ever done the "move the blind guy's stuff around" trick. My god you're so creative.

So I attempted a third meal to cook on my own, this one was a complete disaster. And grease fires are just a phenomenal piece of chemistry... regardless, all is well. My supply of specialty meats is a tiny bit exhausted, but otherwise all is well.

So instead I'm playing Super Amazing Wagon Adventure Turbo... it's just... it's frustrating. So frustrating. I might, instead, switch to Goat Simulator and get my achievement in Flappy Goat, but that's also remarkably frustrating.

It seems that it's my turn to start Dreaming. I guess I should count myself lucky that I did have a little warning about what to expect in them. Morgana was certainly not joking when she told me that things were different in them.

[Merlin]

Of course he'd be the Prince So in the Dreams I'm her handmaiden.

And you were brave standing up to him that way.

Just as I start to get over the horror that was my sister's chocolate Easter duck I find THIS greeting me in our bathroom.

I don't know who did it but there will be payback. Tessa. Jem. This is your warning.