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Is anyone missing a puppy?

My partner and I found her tied up in an alley while we were making our rounds.

I sincerely hope that this puppy was just stolen by some asshole, and not actually raised by assholes who couldn't deal with a large dog.

Yo. Someone suggested I sign up here after they watched me bike this afternoon. Something about finding other people with a similar mind set.

I'm so relieved that I didn't accidentally spoil the surprise before everyone had a bite of their cupcakes last night. This telling the truth thing is really tiresome. Any ideas when it might finally be over? But... in happier news...

It's a girl! Aramis, Porthos and I are pleased to announce that our daughter is due to come and meet the world on July 25th. We're still working on names.

So, apparently the guys at work don't like it when I tell them what I'm really thinking. I wish I could just keep my trap shut, because every time I open it I can't help but tell the truth.

And my sister shoved a cupcake in my face.

Menu's all set for Friday.

I went through about six revisions. Tonight. Because i'm indecisive. Argued with myself for a good two hours. and here I thought I was doing good. Oh well. Menu's finally set. Cooking will start bright and early.

When I throw a feast, I throw a feast to remember. Or something.

Thank god Mum's liquor cabinet is still stocked.

I'm going to drink everything.