"You're from England! Oh that's brilliant, I'm from England too. Yes, we have Jammy Dodgers. I ordered twelve things of them and have six of them here. They are brilliant things, the other six are for me at home of course. Oh, wait, no five of them are at home."
He reached into his coat and pulled out a box of Dodgers and handed them to John, "These were for you, I remembered of course. And yes, absolutely brilliant the coincidence of your names. Probably a bit tough when people are like me and questioning your relationship though."
"Oh, and yes Mr. Smith. I could let it go boring, but without travel what is there in life but wait to die? Just absolutely terrible, there's so much to see and experience, why let it pass by?" He frowned, "Unless of course that is your wish. Then by all means!"