John had to admit a slight bristling when Tara referred to anyone beside himself as Doctor. Then again, that was a bit unfair, since Troy had actually earned his title, whereas John had really only dreamed his up. Still, he thought it legitimate.
"Don't know you could let it go boring, anyway," the Doctor said, chipper and amused. "It is really quite brilliant though -- you'll have to let me know if you figure that one out. Snacks -- well. Always did like a little snack at these things though, haven't you? A bother to do yourself, but I'm sure it's well appreciated, yeah?"
Oh yeah, breathing.
"And no, no. Not married. Just best friends, you see. Lovely coincidence of names though. Brilliant, actually." He winked at Tara, here. "Just in case we ever decide to be, won't have any paperwork."