At least it wasn't only women in the phone. Bahorel also had his friends in there. And that was about it. His mom was even in the work phone too. Not that he ever called her. But at least the red phone wasn't ALL repeat booty calls. And she never had to know.
And that made a whole lot more sense, considering. Anybody overheard and there'd be chaos. Bahorel would be a bad bodyguard if he let that happen, so fired off the number for hr.
"Agreed." he said. "And life's too short to be miserable when there are so many awesome things about it looking me right in the face, saying 'hey, you should try switching careers'. I think it really could be."