"Dude, if you want some of it, I'll give you some. Most of it isn't even opened." If Scoot was serious about it then he'd give him some. It'd save Alyssa from having to return it. "She's so not a normal mother. Alyssa and I share a bathroom, it's one of those ones that connect two bedrooms and Nancy leaves stuff in there for us. She doesn't know we're dating yet and thinks I'm gay, so some of it is gay porn, but it tends to just be a variety of stuff." He knew that once Nancy found out things were gonna get a lot worse, considering how badly she wanted Alyssa to get pregnant, but that definitely wasn't happening for a long time.