Merry Brandybuck is busy at work (young_buck) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2012-05-16 02:02:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, frodo baggins, merry brandybuck |
Who: Frodo and Merry
What: Drunken ramblings
When: A some point over the weekend. (Backdated)
Where: Frodo's Home, Laguna Beach
Rating: PG
Status: Complete!
[OOC -- Yes. I own both these pups. So, technically, I'm playing with myself. ;) ]
your</i> excuse, anyway?"
"I'm sorry?" Frodo raised one eyebrow and lowered another.
"You. This is a big house. You always talked about wanting a big family. What's your excuse for not filling it to the rafters with little Bagginses-es... by now." He stumbled over the plurals. Merry was drunk. He probably wouldn't not have said it all if he'd been sober.
Frodo was also drunk. Though even if he'd been sober, he wouldn't have known any better how to answer. "I don't know."
Merry continued. "There's no one in the OC who wants to marry a multi-millionaire?"
"Billionaire," Frodo corrected, half-heartedly. "And money makes things more difficult."
"But what about love? Haven't you ever been in love?"
Frodo sighed. "Yes. With every woman I meet."
"That's not what I mean." Merry shook his head. He fixed his glassy eyes on Frodo, holding him in an inebriated stare. A few moments passed. He poured himself a final drink, killing the bottle. "Cousin Frodo, I'm going to find you a wife. With God as my witness."
Frodo... felt a bit sick.