Life Bites (the_hotness) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2012-05-13 23:49:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, jubilation lee (jubilee), oliver queen (green arrow) |
..."Huh. These are edible. I could handle trying that. You?"
Who: Jubilee and Oliver
What: Discussing the scandel and visiting a sex shop
When: A few days ago
Where: Gym and a sex shop
Status: Complete
Rating: R
Jubilee was waiting outside the gym. Jubilee was reading a newspaper while waiting outside the gym. Jubilee looked a little cross while reading a newspaper and waiting outside the gym.
Oliver pulled up and got out of the car to walk over, rather than just honking the way he would have for a lot of other people. "Hey," he said, coming over. "What's that...Oh shit, have they been making things up about me?"
"Are you gay? 'cause if you're gay then we have some super serial problems."
"What?" Oliver asked, blinking at the paper. "Where did that get that at this point in time?" he wondered, shaking his head. "Nah, I like both. Right now, I particularly like you."
"Oh. Well. I'm not I don't think." She scrunched up an eye, "One recurring dream about sucking on some chick doesn't mean a thing." She crumbled up the paper and tossed it in the trash, "Wanna go some place and prove it?"
"Dream about what?" Because this is so not the first time there's been talk of strange dreams around here. Oliver blinked. "So, you're like a vampire? I don't think that's necessarily gay, no. I mean even vampires have to eat, right? Yeah, yeah that sounds like a good idea. "How about I get us a nice suite?" Hey, does she want to stop by the sex shop on the way over?
"I think I was enjoying it more than you know what thats it I was just hungry," Jubilee was master of stream of consciousness. And yes, she would love a sex shop.
"Plus, aren't most vampires bi?" Oliver asked as they headed back along to stop off at the store. "I mean every porno about them I've watched..." he grinned a minute, remembering. "And you're not a vampire, clearly so...I wouldn't worry too much, you know?" Little smile. "Come on. Let's see what we can find in here."
As long as it was just a dream she was safe. Woo! She even went \o/ for reals. She lowered her arms and grinned, "Omg you're a genius!" She rushed into the store!
Oliver grinned back and grabbed his wallet as he raced inside, and started eying things on the shelf. "It's like candyland for grownups." he commented with a little smirk as he made his way over to a display of exciting underwear.
Jubilee grabbed a bondage kit, "For a friend." Somewhere, Kitty was cringing, like she knew something horrible was going to be waiting in her apartment when she got home.
Snort! Oliver walked over to a new series of..."Huh. These are edible. I could handle trying that. You?"
"Depends on the flavor." She came over, having picked up several interesting looking toys, and carrying them like she just didn't care.
Oliver looked over her selections, grinned, and dragged over a basket. They could probably be in here quite happily for hours, couldn't they?
Probably! "We should get some porn. Like real hard core kinky stuff!"
"Hard core kinky, huh?" Oliver steered her over to a shelf with tons of DVD's just waiting. "What sorta hardcore kinky are we looking for. Not snuff, we really don't need to see that."
"Ew, that's not sexy."
"Definitely not." Oliver moved over a few shelves and started scanning and flipping. "This could be promising." Science fiction porno!
"...That one. And that one. That one there, no that one!"
And Oliver added a couple of his own to the pile. "Think that about covers it?" he asked her, grinning. "Lots of material now for inspiration, huh?"
"Totes." She patted one in particular, "I Like this one!"
"Ooh let's..." Oliver glanced at the cover, and raised an eyebrow. "Think I like the way you think."
She grinned at him, "Now, we need to go to a really public place and like make out. Hardcore. With the porn dangling out."
"And spark more rumors, huh?" Oliver practically cackled as he whipped out his card to pay for everything, and made sure they got bags advertising where they'd been. "Sex on the beach you think? Or something more creative?"
"How creative are we talking?" She leaned on his arm, grinning.
"Places we can, I don't know, shock and horrify. I was thinking disney at first but that'd probably get us in jail instead of just kicked out."
"Aren't you friends with Tony Stark?"
"I am, yeah. Why?" Oliver paused. "You're getting an idea, aren't you?"
She grinned at him, threading her arms around his neck and kissing him, "I'm totes getting an idea. Does he own any buildings?"
"Why as a matter of fact there IS the company HQ...I love the way you think."
She grinned wider and waggled her eyebrows, "I left my undies in my gym bag. The Hotness comes prepared. And often!"
"Well then." Oliver winked and hoisted up the bags. "Onward to bigger things!"
Her eyes dipped down, "I'm totes hoping so."