Robert Baratheon (filthinbeauty) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2012-05-13 10:09:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, catelyn stark, eddard stark, robert baratheon |
Who: Catelyn and Ned Stark, Robert Baratheon
What: Robert has a 'bad timing' moment.
When: Saturday evening
Where: The Starks' guesthouse
Rating: PG-13 // Stark nakedness
Status: Complete
Ned and Robert had spent the day trying to find something nice for the lady of the house - Robert had tried to make Ned see the benefits of getting a woman lingerie even if she was your own wife - and then they'd wasted a few hours sipping cranberry juice whilst working on their lung cancer before Ned decided he should go home. Bobby didn't notice until later that he'd accidentally grabbed the bag containing Catelyn's gift along with his stuff when he got out of the car.
Well, he should drop it off. It'd be awkward to go 'Happy mother's day, darling' and then have nothing to give to her. By the time he arrived at the Stark estate, it was dark and Robert didn't want to disturb them so he made his way over to the guesthouse. He'd leave the bag there and send a message to Ned so he could pick it up in the morning.
Since Ned told him that the Lord and Lady of the estate had made up, he assumed that the guesthouse would be empty and didn't bother to pay attention or to check if it really was unoccupied. Simply pushed the door open and walked in. Walked in on a very naked Ned and his very naked wife.
Free porn. Nice. Er, he meant, "Oh, shit."
Turning around Robert tried to get out but seemed to have some difficulties with the door.
"Sorry! Didn't mean to, er. I'll be out in a second." He'd aimed for embarrassment and contrition but it sounded more like he was a hair away from pissing himself laughing.