Percy/Oliver
The image was rather hilarious and Oliver didn't even try to stop the snort that bubbled up from his belly. Percy was awkward to begin with; add to that a stick and some made up latin and perhaps a pointy hat and it was the perfect recipe for a youtube video. 'Fair point,' he replied. But then a thought crossed his mind too interesting not to mention.
'But if the wand is real, mate. Then why cannae the magic?'