This Thea is the best that she could do (besticoulddo) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2013-02-07 20:50:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, oliver queen (green arrow), thea queen |
"No, I don't want to know the details!"
Who: Thea and Ollie
Where: Ollie’s Place
When: February 2nd, in the morning
What: Ollie’s back from his walk of shame! Sibling fun times.
Rating: A couple fbombs but no explicit contact. Also P, for pillows. And Pony Princess Friends.
it wasn’t like Thea had anything better to do than hang around watching cartoons. It was Saturday morning, she was still job hunting and Ollie hadn’t bothered coming home from his date last night, and had taken the keys to the booze closets with him, dammit. She didn’t let herself think too much about why he wasn’t home. If she did, her mind ventured into the completely gross category pretty fast.
Okay, so when she’d figured out the truth about her family, she’d looked Ollie up and thought that he was hot, and had flirted with him just to freak him out that time she’d met him, but that had only been for that reason. Seriously thinking about her big brother’s sex life was completely weird and pretty disturbing. So, instead, she’d settled on Pony Princess Friends , since no one was around to mock her for watching it, the way she figured Ollie would, and was just getting into the episode when the doorknob turned and Ollie walked in, whistling...something.
“Hey Amalthea!” Ollie greeted his little sister with a huge grin, the sort she’d probably actually never seen on him, as much as he’d tried to be normal since the breakup with Jubilee. He probably should have held back a little, but he felt too amazing to care, right now. Last night and this morning? Totally awesome. And ooh look.
“Hey! Pony Princesses!” He proclaimed, bouncing over to the couch to join her. “I fucking love this show.” he added, too happy to be embarrassed either. “I didn’t know it was a thing for you.” He added, with a little grin, and then started humming that tune, his theme music, from the dreams again.
“...What the...” Thea stared at her brother, turning her attention from the pastel unicorns on the screen for now. “Are you like...okay in there?” Because this was sort of getting on the creepy side. And was he seriously humming.... “What the hell is that, your theme music?” she quipped. “Guess you had a great time. No, I don’t want to know the details!”
“It was amazing!” Ollie answered, his grin getting even bigger. “Best first date I’ve had in ages. Best first night too.” he added, just to see Thea squirm a little. What? It was funny, and he had to get some teasing in somewhere. Wouldn’t be a good big brother if he didn’t, right? “and then this morning we...”
“I don’t want to know!” Thea hissed, a disgusted look crossing her face as she tried to imagine the details there. “I don’t want to know about how hot the guy or girl you went home with was, what you did together, “ Cause she could already picture it, and ew, just wrong. It was like imagining walking in on your parents or something. Not the kind of thing Thea wanted to deal with at all. There were some things siblings didn’t share. Details was one of those.
“...had pancakes.” Ollie finished with a smirk, laughing at the look on Thea’s face just now. “I mean, seriously, Thea, you thought I was going to give you details?” He actually cracked up thinking about that. “Dude, I kinda know you were my wingman that time but there’s places our relationship just shouldn’t go. I mean...” He took a second to let a different sort of smirk pass over his face. “Unless you really, really wanted those. Because in that case, her name’s...”
“No!” Thea shrieked, tossing a couch pillow at her brother as she stood and made her way across the apartment to the area screened off to be her ‘room’, kind of wishing she had a door to slam and that it wasn’t divided up loft style instead. Just, seriously, was he really...
“We went back to her place.” Ollie continued, following his sister, and tossing the pillow back over the divider. “And then she...” He was cut off by another pillow, heavier, being heaved over the barrier, followed by a stuffed unicorn, and grinned, running back across the loft to his own bed to grab more ammunition. If that was how she wanted it? They could totally have a war in here. He could pay if they broke something.
“A girl then.” Thea called, holding her ammunition until Ollie’s footsteps told her he was back within striking distance. “What kind of woman who is sane would willingly go out with” ...sleep with.... “you?”
“An absolutely awesome one!” He shouted back, letting his own pillow fly, laughing when Thea shrieked, since he had obviously hit her or come close. “The absolutely best at...”
That was when another pillow hit him, squarely in the chest. “...Everything.” He added, cackling. She’d have to come back out to recollect the ammunition she’d tossed at him after all and he was laying in wait, actually laying now, as he collapsed, laughing, into a pile of pillows and unicorn inside the loft.
In the background, Pony Princess Friends played on, but neither of them noticed now. The war had just begun!