Seiya Kou (ourera) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2013-02-06 13:39:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, seiya kou (sailor star fighter), taiki kou (sailor star maker) |
Who: Seiya Kou and Taiki Kou
What: GOING TO DISNEYLAND! :D
When: Massively, massively backdated. Because we’re slow.
Where: Disneyland, duh.
Rating:PG-13 for suggestive talk and language.
Status:Complete!
Seiya smiled and got himself down with sunscreen while waiting for Taiki to get out. They were going to do everything, and he had to buy Taiki new swim trunks to be able to go to the flume ride type place! He was excited as hell for this, he’d never even had a chance to go to even the one in Tokyo. He almost did in Paris, but then it rained and he hated rain.
“Come on out, you should be glad we got you swim trunks instead of a speedo! That would have been hilarious. Or hot pants bikini bottom! Ha! You in hot pants!” Chuckled to himself and leaned into the inside of hotel room they’d rented close to the parks so they had somewhere to nap if they needed to.
“Either hurry up or I’m coming in there! And I don’t want to see any wieners the size of mini franks!” Laughed again and hit his knee.
God, Seiya was terrible. Taiki would admit that he was starting to grow on him, a little, but some part of him still wanted to punch him. Probably in the face. He rolled his eyes and stepped out. “You ever think you have issues, Seiya? That’s yet another threat to look at what’s in my pants...”
The thought of hotpants was kind of terrifying. He blamed Seiya entirely.
“Eh. Not really. The shorts fit okay enough?” Folded his arms and leaned against the wall after brushing a comb through his hair. “Maybe we can find you a little nerdy girl that’s like that one bookworm princess. Belle or something? You’ll be her... “ Coughed and moved over to nudge his ribs. “Her beast, eh?”
“Disney isn’t really a place for picking up girls.” And no matter what Seiya said, Taiki wasn’t going to change his mind on that. It just wasn’t right! “Especially not the princesses. that’s... kind of wrong. On so many levels.”
“But the princesses are pretty! You saying I don’t deserve a princess?” Seiya pouted and nudged his shoulders. “And to think, I would be looking for only the best girl for you after all. I can find you quite a few different types. Tumblr girls love nerds!” Chuckled at himself. “And if I find the right kind, she’ll love you even if you just stare at her awkwardly.”
Right. That wouldn’t be massively awkward or anything. This was just giving Taiki even more reasons to despair of him. “Seiya, you playing matchmaker is... still kind of terrifying. Especially since you seem to offend more girls than you attract...”
It was a legitimate point! He honestly wasn’t sure whether he did it on purpose or not, but the point still stood.
Of all things the man pouted, and rather hugely in fact. He folded his arms and lowered his eyebrows in annoyance. “Hey... That is cruel, even by your standards.”
“I’ll make up for it.” Honestly, he teased because he cared! Or... something very like that. Not that he was going to admit it or anything.
Seiya flipped his hair back and head down for the stairs after grabbing his backpack. “You better. You promised Goofy. I demand Goofy!” He beamed, making a heroic pose and held his hand into the air.
That made Taiki arch an eyebrow. Had somebody already hit him so hard his brain had short-circuited? That was the only explanation he could think of... “I promised it, so you’ll definitely get to see him. Trust in me and my epic research skills.”
“Oh, you think you’re epic?” Chuckled and dropped the pose, walking further down the stairs. “You say I have an ego!” Nearly tripped and flailed, catching himself. “You didn’t see anything!”
Taiki couldn’t help but laugh. “Of course not! Gravity was clearly just stronger in that one spot. And only for you.”
“Yes. Yes it was. Damn gravity.” He laughed too, finding the fact he tried to comfort his embarrassment in a humourous way to be easier than someone laughing out right at him. When they got to the gates, he showed the tickets and everything and stepped in, just looking at it. “...For you big brother.”
See, Taiki had a sense of humour and everything! It was just hard to show it when Seiya was being an ass... despite actually living in California for most of his life, he’d never actually been to Disneyland before. At least it’d be kind of impressive... “So. Where first?”
“Uh... I don’t know. The biggest coaster we can find, then a few more rides till sun gets to highest point. Then find something indoors, eat, then more?!” Smiled and watched as a girl in a tube top passed by.
Taiki had to hold himself back from facepalming. “Right. That works... and please, don’t flirt. Disneyland is not for flirting.”
“You said no flirting. Didn’t say I couldn’t look.” Folded his arms. “I was promised Goofy in exchange for no flirting right?” Seiya tipped his head, still eyeing her from his peripheral vision. She looked good, he couldn’t help it.
Taiki rolled his eyes and punched him in the arm. Just lightly - no good to bruise the merchandise, especially since he’d only whine about it. “Staring too much counts as flirting too...”
“Oi! Didn’t your mother teach you not to hit?!” Manly pouted and punched him right back before taking off towards the line for the nearest coaster! He could joke around with him, right?
That counted as a manly pout? Seriously? No wonder there were rumours about his sexuality... Taiki, naturally, was right after him when he took off. At least they’d probably end up having fun today...
They better have fun, or Seiya would give Taiki the biggest wedgie ever. He got in line and hopped onto the railing, catching his breath. “You run fast for an egghead.”
Seriously? Was Seiya just asking for it today? “Seiya, I’m not... there’s a difference between being smart and that.” Mostly semantics, but Taiki wasn’t going to talk about that. Seiya got confused enough as it was.
“Uh-huh... Suuuuuure.” He laughed and took a step inward as the queue advanced. “So. Question. What kind of girls are you into? Just so I can start match-making” Patted his shoulder.
Once more, Taiki had to resist the urge to facepalm. He wasn’t going to talk Seiya out of that any time soon, was he? “Girls I can hold a decent conversation with? That always helps...”
“Alright. So smart girls that like and are able to talk. Anything else? Like Blondes? Brunettes? Redheads?” Rubbed more lotion onto his neck and shoulders whilst still staring. “Or do you like the kind that are Indie and dye their hair all colours?”
If he kept staring like that, Taiki was going to have to punch him. It was going to get just a little awkward. “I don’t think physical appearance matters too much. It’s what’s inside that counts...”
“But if you had to pick? If the perfect girl with personality and everything you’ve ever dreamed in a woman... or man. What would they be?” Stepped further when the queue advanced and ran a hand through his hair.
Damn. There really wasn’t any talking him out of this matchmaking thing, was there? Taiki had to pause and think, not really used to this sort of thing. “They’d have to be... pretty incredible. I’m not even sure if there’s a way to put my taste in people into words.”
“Incredible?” Seiya arched his eyebrow. “So very descriptive.” He teased and stepped further along in the queue. When they got to the front of the line he got into the ride and made sure everything clicked down right where it should go.
Taiki would’ve probably punched him again if it hadn’t meant yet more whining. “I never claimed to be good at describing things...” Or, really, claimed much. Which was probably the safest thing in the long-run when it came to dealing with Seiya and his terribleness.
At least the ride should be fun, right?
It should be! It was a crazy roller coaster after all. When the ride was off he laughed and stumbled a few times. “You scream like a bitch, Taiki!” Chuckled and went up to a vendor to get something to drink.
Taiki rolled his eyes and did punch him this time. Just for good measure. “I think you’ll find that was you, Seiya. Enlightening experience.”
“Ow! Hey! No hitting!” Seiya mock winced and tried to hurry up and get the drink. “I’m sure it was just as much as you! I can admit to the screaming, that middle dive was a thrill!” He grinned and got Taiki a drink as well. “Here buttercup.”
That made Taiki arch an eyebrow. “You’re a very, very confusing man, Seiya.”
In fact, understatement of the century.
“And yet you still choose to be my friend.” He smiled and they went throughout the park with little issues.... Well, until he saw the face actress for Ariel and of course he went over to flirting with her. Couldn’t really help it.
It took a lot of effort not to just drag him away from the poor girl. Maybe, just maybe, he’d behave himself - the flirting he could take. Anything more, and he’d seriously have to... deal with him. In some way. “Try and behave, Seiya...”
Why Ariel, anyway? He kind of had to wonder.
Because he has a thing for redheads, that’s why. Seiya kept on flirting until suddenly he grabbed Taiki “Lets get going!” He exclaimed and held tight to something in his hand and dragged the other male with him until they were behind a building. “Ha! She didn’t notice! Now she has to come say hi again.”
Dear God, why. “You seriously stole her wig? You’re the worst person imaginable...” And that’d pretty much guaranteed they were going to get kicked out sometime soon. Why did Taiki have to pick the worst people to be friends with? Was it just his bad luck?
“I just wanted to talk to her... Ah shit. Come on.” Took hold of Taiki’s arm and dragged him into a food court area, and of all things slipped on the wet just cleaned floor. He slid and dragged his friend with him, ending up in the ice cream bar dripping with hot fudge and goopy ice cream. “Well.... this could have ended better.”
Taiki was going to kill him at this rate. “...Definitely a lot better.”
He tried to get up but slipped and fell into the muck a drop of chocolate landing on his nose. The security came up and lifted both of them rather firmly by the shoulders. Saying something about banned from the park for a good year or so. “I have money! I can pay of-” Seiya gave a frustrated face when he was told to shut up.
Why. Taiki would’ve facepalmed, if not for the... obvious ridiculousness that Seiya had managed to bring on. “If we’re ever allowed back, I’m tying your hands behind your back.”