Thor Odinson is a flummox. (thepowerofthor) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2013-02-01 14:39:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, pansy malfoy, thor odinson |
Who: Thor and Pansy
When: During the first week of school
Where: Department Store
What: Bumping into one another
Rating: Low, some talk of adult natured stuff
Status: Complete
Thor was tired as he peered at the clothing ahead. With carefully written down sizes and colors, he was attempting to shop for a surprise outfit for Natasha. She was amazing and he liked giving her special things. It was something he could do. So, today, the day before the rather long trip, he would find a way to get her a present.
Hmm.
He looked around, hoping for a familiar face, or a helpful one anyway, and spotted one that might be both.
“Pansy? “
he smiled wider. She looked healthy and spry!
Pansy heard her name being called and glanced around. She spotted Thor and broke into a bright grin. “Hey! Sexy man, what are you doing here?” She asked, moving over around some well folded jeans to join him. “... looking for something new to wear, are we?” She kidded. He was, after all, in the women’s section.
“Looking for something for my girlfriend.” he stuck out his tongue. “They don’t carry things big enough for me here.” He said it with a straight face, as if he knew.
Pansy snorted. “Hey, fat women need clothes, too.” She lifted her hands up in the air. “Just sayin’.” She herself was curvy enough that she could use clothes in the upper size range. “Girlfriend.” She added, as if the word just registered. “Wait, girlfriend? What? Since when??”
Thor snorted and made a face at her. “I am far from fat. I am... large.” He snerked then and grinned at her slowly. “Middle of the sickness. She and I found a moment to connect.” His smile was goofy, and warm.
“But if you were a woman...” Pansy said, then gave a laugh. “Fat women’s clothes would fit you.” She added, then folded her arms across her chest. “I’m glad for you, Thor. Who is she? Is she hot? She’s not into threesomes, is she? ‘Cause I sorta told Peter I’d try to find someone for us...”
Thor hmmed. “Maybe.” he chuckled and looked at her, and nodded. “I suppose they would. Should try that out someday.” He knew what sort of women’s clothing fit him, quite well, but he wouldn’t say that.
“She’s Natasha Romanoff, fellow actor, beautiful and sexy and all mine, dear girl.” He chuckled. He hmmmed. “I might know someone for you, but I need to ask her before I send you her way.” He wondered if Alice would be offended if he thought, immediately, of her.
Then he grinned at Pansy. “Unless it’s a guy you’re looking for.” His smirk was wide.
“Damn.” Pansy said giving him a grin. “Now I’m a one-man woman, all my leads are drying up. Never thought that giving myself to one person exclusively would mean I’d lose all my... well...” Friends with benefits? But she didn’t say that. “Sure. Send her my way if you like.”
A laugh escaped her. “Man, what I wouldn’t give. But I don’t think Peter would go for it.”
Thor chuckled and hugged her close. “Nor, likely, would Natasha.” He hugged her lightly. “And I would not want to break you.” He chuckled.
Pansy gave a laugh, lifting her hand to smack into his chest, playfully. “You couldn’t. Really.” She said, shaking her head. “I’m not so easy to break, Thor. You should know that.”
Thor sighed and poked her gently. “I’m no longer normal sized, Pansy, and I would not take the chance with someone I cared for as deeply as I do for you.”
Pansy blinked. “...no longer normal sized? Damn. And we’re both taken now? That’s just plain not fair.”
Thor laughed then and hugged her. “Thank you, Pansy. You are always a refreshing person to talk to.” He smiled and then pulled out a small sheet with numbers. He showed it to Pansy. “Here are the sizes I am looking for. Can you help me out?”
“Of course.” Pansy said, taking the sheet. “You have no idea what an amazing shopper I am.” She grinned up at him, then set to work.
Fin!