If you were into that sort of thing. John couldn't really admit a large interest there, personally.
"I bypassed 50 shades of Grey for this, I will have you know," he told her smartly, before opening up the book to a random page with wet hands. He cherished most books, but was fairly sure this one did not count. Squinting through his sunglasses, he began to read aloud.
" 'Oooh,' she moaned, juddling with intense anticipation. 'Your horn is so sturdy.' And with that she... " He paused, because it was hard to read out loud and laugh at the same time.