"Mia," Graham began, in that long-suffering tone he used when he wanted to feign being terribly put-upon, "I would never Google it like that. 'Medieval weaponry,' perhaps, or that -- Society of People Who Wear Costumes And Go Without Heat."
He knew the name. Graham was just being contrary for effect, but the sudden grin rather undermined him.
"Wood from the garage, knives, and an internet tutorial for history enthusiasts? It sounds far better than going over finances."